he must have a tumblr account
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
I forgot this shit was in the movie.
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
this is seriously my favorite episode
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britain thinks its special
#he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty
Daily FUCKING reminder
DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
people should just reply to anon hate with this
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself